YUMMY

tonight i saw a client, the one with the chocolates and the extraordinarily messy apartment. he couldn't get off for some reason. stayed super-hard for a long time, practically gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. then he needed a break, and when i went to start again it was like starting from scratch. i looked at the clock and realized i'd been there for an hour and a half. i said, "i'm going to have to get going soon-ish." i hadn't seen the chocolates anywhere around and i hated to think about leaving without one.

he was like, "oh! okay. totally, you probably have someplace to be."

i went to wash my hands and when i came back, he was sitting there holding the goods! it's such a special box, by the way. i love the way it looks. you can only get these chocolates in france, or so he tells me. i had a hard time choosing, but i ended up with a sea turtle. it had an extra-dark chocolate shell and inside was a dark chocolate ganache that had a slight bit of salty crunch to it and also the vague hint of cinnamon. it was almost like a cinnamon toast ganache. every time i have one of this guy's chocolates, it's better than the last. this was THE BEST chocolate i've ever eaten. EVER. soooooooooooooo goooooooooooooood.