Saturday, April 2, 2011

size matters

today i kept getting calls all day long from guys with no references. i don't see them because i don't want to be assaulted, arrested, or compromise my incall location. but after like 5 calls, i'd be lying if i said i wasn't tempted to just take my chances.

i ended up only having one client all day. he didn't have a ho reference, but he had an email address that was .edu, and gave me a website of the school where he works. his name, picture, and and email he emailed me from was all listed. plus he sounded really nice on the phone, which might sound weird to say. but i'm telling you: creeps usually sound... well, CREEPY. sometimes nice guys sound creepy, and sometimes creeps sound nice (hello ted bundy). but more often people sound the way they ARE. and so a positive intuitive response to this guy's voice, paired with his work website was fine.

additionally, his hotel was very near sephora, where i had some shopping to do.

so i went, and when i got there i was surprised to see that he was almost the same size as me! a tiny! he was cute and friendly, and i felt immediately at ease. the safe feeling i got from being almost the same size as this guy provided me a novelty glimpse into what it must feel like to be a larger woman. i used to work with this girl and she'd go on almost any outcall, she wasn't ever very nervous. she was tall and sturdy. she'd gotten into some scrapes but these stories usually ended with, "and then i punched him and took off."

i guess that's it for now. i'm so sleepy i can't take two breaths without yawning. goodnight!

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