Tuesday, August 11, 2009

woke up this morning to a random text

"damn ur sexy ass fuck... wassup ma? I know u need sum security. I'm 6'10 300lbs u tryna hire me as ur personal bodyguard?"

yes. that's EXACTLY what i need: a pimp. because i don't already have TWO of them. what i need now is a really HUGE one who can scare the shit out of me and steal all my money. done.


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